simon - multifandom - patron saint of awkward
dude idk - 18 - ao3 - ig
Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*
Mac got to be SO GAY in this episode!!!! He had gay dreams and wasn’t embarassed by that ! He got to sit in the audience and very obviously enjoy a male stripper show!! HE GOT TO HAVE A MALE STRIPPER GIVE HIM A LAP DANCE and even make it clear to his friends that he was having the time of his life!! Gay mac is going from zero to 100 to make up for all the years ago he should have been out and i am THRIVING
I love that every time Beyonce is slighted, she’s absorbs the blow and vows a quiet, calculated vengeance through art, and Solange is picking up folding chairs and wailing on people WWE style.
Solange is like Achilles laying waste to enemies of the house of Knowles, and then shouting, “Is there no one else!?” I love it.
